Blonde and drunk are a deadly combination

An apparently inebriated 22-year-old woman was rescued early Friday morning after she became wedged between two buildings.

Courtney A. Malloy, of Cheshire, Conn., was taken to Rhode Island Hospital after the hour-and-a-half rescue.

It appeared that Malloy tried using the narrow alley between the City Sports and FedEx Kinko's buildings, near Brown University, as a cut-through, said Acting Battalion Fire Chief Jeffrey Varone.

But she got stuck in the 8- to 9-inch gap between the buildings, Varone said, and she was trapped, her body horizontal and about two feet off the ground.

The rescuers began smashing a hole through the concrete wall at the Fedex Kinko's building to try pulling her through, said Varone.

As Malloy tried to wriggle herself out, firefighter Bert Ledoux got into the alley from the back door of the Sharks Bar and Grille and pulled her free, Varone said.

Malloy appeared to be intoxicated, according to a police report, and although she had no visible injuries, she was taken to the hospital to be checked.


For her part, Malloy was unable to explain how she ended up stuck between the buildings, the police said.

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.  The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.  He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.  Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.  The blonde started laughing.  This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.  This time the blonde laughed even harder.  Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.  The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.  The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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